May212013

story-dj:

#you should reblog this every time it’s on your dash

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2PM

slenclerman:

eat-draw-write:

theamericankid:

I applaud anyone with that much patience as I myself, have none.

With this. I can’t even. 

wtf man i cant even sharpen a pencil right

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2PM

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1PM
lolzpicx:

lolzpicx:

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1PM

babyklupcakes:

this is one of the many times when i wonder why i’m allowed near photoshop

yes sherlock gets two for twice the insanity

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May202013
casualcynic: So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from. This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word. …you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

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5PM
deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool: I AM LITERALLY SCREAMING

deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool:

I AM LITERALLY SCREAMING

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5PM

Today at work...

  • Me: Thank you for calling, how can I help you?
  • Customer: I need to get my subscription changed to my new address and renew for next year.
  • Me: I'd be happy to help you with that; do you have a CRN?
  • Customer: Not on me. Can you search by my name?
  • Me: Certainly. And your name is?
  • Customer: Mark Pellegrino.
  • Me: ...Mark Pellegrino?
  • Customer: Yes.
  • Me: As in...Mark Pellegrino? Like, Lucifer, Mark Pellegrino?
  • Customer: *chuckles* Yes, like Mark Pellegrino.
  • Me: Oh my God. You're Mark Pellegrino.
May192013

1 - 2 - 3 - 4, I declare a fic war!

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What: Tumblr Fic War

Who: Anyone who reblogs this post.

When: Until everyone is actualfax dead, because this is WAR suckers!

Why: FEELINGS

What: Everyone who reblogs this post is opening their ask box up to the most brutal, feelings-inducing prompts anyone who is playing can imagine.  Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to take those prompts and DESTROY EVERYONE with them. Not just angsty stuff either, fluff can be just as bad, as many of you know!

(Source: dea-goes-a-tumbln, via thehighwarlocks)

12AM

izzes:

kids these days with their euro direction and one vision

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